When a film starts out with boobs, ball-gags, restraints, and creepy masks it must be good right? Well this might just be one of the most exciting scenes in this film named “2:13”.
Okay so what happens next? To start off with a bang you could only think that this movie would get better. Well for those that actually enjoyed this film may disagree, but I felt that it only went downhill from here.
2:13 is your typical serial killer B movie. Detectives on the scene, clues left written in blood, and missing severed limbs. Leaving us to decide what does it all mean and do we even care? Besides the draggy talking between murders and talking to shrinks about our “past” there is some decency left for this film. If you didn’t step out to make dinner or a bathroom break then you might of saw a naked mans ass. Oh wait your not into that kinda thing? Damn, then just start the film over so you can look at the only boobs in this film.
Okay well I’m not going to fully bash this film. A murder where the man has his own semen in his mouth is pretty damn disgusting. Well, unless you are into that sort of thing.
From the start they have you thinking of who could be the killer and why. As you would think with all “B” type films that you probably already know but need that reassurance to say “I’s so him/her”. I’m not going to spoil who this serial killer is but once you find out it all makes sense.
You might be thinking, so what does this have to do with the title, 2:13? Well check out the film and see for yourself. People either love or hate horror films, its either damn that shit was awesome!!! Or seriously did I just waste an hour and a half of my life watching this shit? Yeah you just did. All in all I would say the film was alright, if it was not in a combined dvd set I probably wouldn’t have watched it. But since I did If I was to rate it I would give it a 3/5 since it had some saving grace but not enough to make me say “That was fucking awesome”!
Love it or leave it, it doesn’t matter to me. Check out the trailer and give us your thoughts.